I have forgotten my body

Two maybe three months,

(Four but who’s counting?)

And now I find it lying all over the place.

Ah laziness

What is the cure for beautiful you?

I love you I hate you I love you

Write me a romance novel -

The shelves are filled of you

Ah laziness I,

I forget.

Pay attention now. Closely! Closer still.

There! Nothing at all.

I have forgotten my body.

What is the way back then?

Coffee, tea or me?
No smoking in the rear?

If I do say so myself!